Joke Of The Week #1
Seems God was just about done creating
the universe,
but he had two extra things left
in his bag of creations,
so he decided to split them between
Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of
the things he had to give
away was the ability to stand up
while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing," God
told the couple, who he
found hanging around under
an apple tree. "I was
wondering if either one of you
wanted that ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh,
give that to me!
I'd love to be able to do that!
It seems a sort of thing
a man should do. Oh please,
oh please, oh please, let
me have that ability. It'd
be so great! When I'm
working in the garden or naming
the animals, I could
just stand there and let it fly.
It'd be so cool. I could
write my name in the sand.
Oh please God, let it be
me who you give that gift to, let
me stand and pee, oh
please......"
On and on he went like an excited little boy
who had to pee. Eve just smiled
and told God that if
Adam really wanted that so badly,
he could have it. It
seemed to be the sort of thing
that would make him
happy, and she really wouldn't
mind if Adam were the
one given this ability. And so
Adam was given the ability
to control the direction of his
misdirection while in a
vertical position. And lo,
he was happy and did celebrate
by wetting down the bark on the
tree nearest him, laughing
with delight all the while.
And it was good.
"Fine,"
God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts.
"What's left here? Oh yes, multiple
orgasms..
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