Subject: True Story
A woman was pulled over for speeding by a
California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.
When he walked up to her window and
opened his ticket book she said:
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
California Highway Patrolman's Ball."
He replied:
"No, Highway Patrolmen don't have Balls."
There followed a moment of silence while
she smiled and he realized what he'd said.
He closed his book, got on his motorcycle
and left without issuing any ticket.
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