Farmers Daughter
A small town farmer had three
daughters. Being a single father,
he tended to be a little overprotective of his
daughters. When a
gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a
date, he would
always greet them with a shotgun to make sure
they knew who
was boss.
One evening, all of his daughters were going
out on dates. The
doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and
answered the door.
The first gentlemen said:
Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're goin' to
the show, can she go?
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang
again, the farmer got his shotgun and answered
the door and the
second gentlemen said:
Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here for Peggy, we gettin'
spaghetti, is she ready?
The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang
again, the farmer got his shotgun and answered
the door and the
third gentlemen said,
Hi, I'm Chuck,
The farmer shot him. |
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