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Subject: True Story

A woman was pulled over for speeding by a 
California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. 
When he walked up to her window and 
opened his ticket book she said: 
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
California Highway Patrolman's Ball."

He replied:
"No, Highway Patrolmen don't have Balls."

There followed a moment of silence while 
she smiled and he realized what he'd said. 
He closed his book, got on his motorcycle 
and  left without issuing any ticket.

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